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Alistair (Theirin) ([personal profile] fatherlesskind) wrote2015-11-28 09:49 am
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So this is Alistair speaking, you know, in case you somehow don't recognise the sound of my voice even though you're trying to talk to me. I'm not here or you'd be talking to me and not hearing this. You can leave me a message or share any juicy gossip or embarrassing secrets on this thing and I'll answer you or tell everyone I know when I find it. Maybe. Or maybe I won't because I don't want to talk to you and I'm really sitting here listening to you and laughing and just pretending not to be here, you'll never know! You should definitely share those embarrassing secrets though. I wouldn't tell everyone - just a few people and- *BEEP*
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[personal profile] accelerate 2016-07-22 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ it gets a laugh out of barry, either way. ]

i can't.

it's how i learn — by doing. i'm pretty good at braking back home, but there's SO MUCH in wonderland that surprisingly pops up that i have to stop.

and i can't not run fast … if i stop then that means someone could get hurt. it's how i get from point a to point b to help someone out. the braking thing kind of works itself out when i'm not thinking too hard about it tbh.

like … a spell that just figures itself out when you're not poking at it so much.
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[personal profile] accelerate 2016-08-05 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
yep!

i mean, if i fall down the stairs, i'll pick myself up, and you won't see me fall down the stairs because i'm just that fast.

— not to brag.

but i guess i'm like a super fast guard who can run really quick. minus the swordfighting ability. i'm actually kind of clumsy. slippery fingers, you know?
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[personal profile] accelerate 2016-08-19 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
don't punch people. play cards, a game of croquet, eat a cake, but don't make war, you know? life's short, enjoy wonderland, and maybe get some free food along the way, too.

also, name the time and place, and you can trip me.

if you can catch me. ;)
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[personal profile] accelerate 2016-08-22 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
wait wait wait.

should this be pre-arranged or a random, spontaneous thing? how do i know you're not some super awesome player of dodgeball? but dodgeFLASH.

i need to do my research. get some character references on you first.
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[personal profile] accelerate 2016-08-26 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
do you have all that on a business card jw?

but now i'm starting to wonder if this is a trick. are you telling me you're planning to ambush me but you won't ambush me at all? that sounds like something someone adorable, witty, handsome, and charming would say.


[ damn, alistair, your ambush game is strong, bro. ]
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[personal profile] accelerate 2016-08-28 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ don't worry, barry's confused as well, and he's the one who goes around messing up timelines. but what he gleans from this is simple: alistair has a great sense of humour, and he isn't a danger to captain hook, the ultimate cosplayer. ]

damn. you're really good at this, alistair.

i'll be sure to let everyone know not to mess with you. i'll be sure to sleep with one eye open tonight!