You're doing something wrong if "here's an axe" is the response you're getting. Have you tried... I don't know, bending over a little?
[For now, the thought of doing anything besides stretching on a cushion with a handful of popcorn is too much for Anders to contemplate, and she does so, hitting the pillow with a whomp like a heavy sack of beans. (She'll get up from her cushion nest in a minute. In a minute, she swears.)
Putting out her other hand to accept a nuzzle from one of the cats and scratch under his chin, she looks up the other woman from her prone position.]
Everything in moderation, isn't that what the Chantry teaches? It'd be cheating to use magic for everything.
[This comes from a completely pious place, of course, and not at all because for reasons like this when it's more fun not to use magic.]
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[For now, the thought of doing anything besides stretching on a cushion with a handful of popcorn is too much for Anders to contemplate, and she does so, hitting the pillow with a whomp like a heavy sack of beans. (She'll get up from her cushion nest in a minute. In a minute, she swears.)
Putting out her other hand to accept a nuzzle from one of the cats and scratch under his chin, she looks up the other woman from her prone position.]
Everything in moderation, isn't that what the Chantry teaches? It'd be cheating to use magic for everything.
[This comes from a completely pious place, of course, and not at all because for reasons like this when it's more fun not to use magic.]