I think you mean it's how all embarrassing stories start.
[Same thing. Maybe. That suggestion gets her a dubious look.] Every time I try that someone just comes along and hands me an axe.
[Alright, maybe she's exaggerating a little but she hardly needs to tell Anders that the Chantry was all about physical labour as a way to get closer to the Maker. Or just to keep their charges in line. So there had been no shortage of wood chopping in her templar days, no matter who else was around.
...Or maybe that's what she meant and she's planning to be the one handing over the axe. In which case better that Alissa gets plenty of energy now by digging into those snacks.]
Wait, can't you make a magic bonfire? Or just set a tree on fire?
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[Same thing. Maybe. That suggestion gets her a dubious look.] Every time I try that someone just comes along and hands me an axe.
[Alright, maybe she's exaggerating a little but she hardly needs to tell Anders that the Chantry was all about physical labour as a way to get closer to the Maker. Or just to keep their charges in line. So there had been no shortage of wood chopping in her templar days, no matter who else was around.
...Or maybe that's what she meant and she's planning to be the one handing over the axe. In which case better that Alissa gets plenty of energy now by digging into those snacks.]
Wait, can't you make a magic bonfire? Or just set a tree on fire?