[Anders please. Don't talk about drought conditions around the virgin.

Alistair gets the feeling he's missing something. Not that he wasn't serious - he likes Anders exactly how he is and would rather that not change. Even if they had proof that the other Anders that did the terrible things certain people remember is someone else entirely, he'd be against anything that might make his friend someone else.

Plus. Possession. No.

Although maybe he has some idea why his fellow Warden is looking at him like that. He doesn't know all of Anders' story but he does know what it like to be inconvenient and unwanted. And what it had meant when Duncan chose to recruit him out of all the other templars. The Wardens have a habit of picking up those who don't fit anywhere else and giving them a home. That sense of kinship is something he still misses at times and he can't be the only one here in Wonderland to feel that way.]

Just making it clear that I'm serious. I'd hate for you to lose this mage you're so in love with. That would be tragic. [And he's a sucker for a good love story.] But just so you know, if we are having a sleepover I'm calling dibs on the bed.